Myrtle Beach 23

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))

Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”

by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022

The Beach Boys

The American equivalent of The Beatles. They were the only band that could rival The Beatles' popularity. Back in the day, they were one of the biggest bands in the world, and they're still surprisingly still active today. With two of the original members, no less...even though they're in their eighties.

While The Beach Boys' popularity waned considerably after the 1970's, they did make a brief comeback in 1988 with the song "Kokomo" and again in 2012 with their 50th anniversary tour. Despite this, they're still not as popular as they once were, for obvious reasons and not so obvious reasons. They're washed up, if you will.

Some of their most popular songs include:
-Surfin' USA
-California Girls

-Don't Worry Baby
-The aforementioned "Kokomo"
- God Only Knows
-Good Vibrations
-I Get Around
-And more...

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2022

Palm Beach Crazy

bat shit crazy: not mentally present: marked by EXTREME delusions, esp. of grandeur: beyond insane: total loss of reason and accountability: unaware or unconcerned about consequences, compulsive liar, lives in the past, weird . . .

"She's not just crazy, she's Palm Beach Crazy," do you know what I mean?"

by Tab Smart August 30, 2022

capo beach

A sketchy neighborhood located in between heroine high school and Dana pills. Littered with homeless vagabonds and gangsters. Best not to leave the house at night.

Capo beach local 1: Hey did you hear the gunshot?
Local 2: No that was just another meth house collapsing
Local 1: Not another one

by Yoyoman9273 September 28, 2022

Mexico Beach'ed

When a hurricane or ocean-based storm wrecks a coastal community.

Hurricane Erin Mexico Beach'ed the towns on Sands Shell Island.

by greenhillmd October 2, 2022

Outback Beach Balling

A kink involving getting testicles covered in sand while having sex out in the sunlight; or a fetish for having sex outside in bright weather.

Oi. Me and the mates are gonna' go outback beach balling if yer wanna join?

by TacoTeusday123 February 8, 2023

Myrtle beach hitch hiker

Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt

Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker

by Steak and cake February 14, 2023