Baseball Bitches 

A girl who only goes for baseball players/hooks up with baseball players

“Ashley and veronica you two are such baseball bitches since you only go for baseball players”

Baseball Bitches by Jessica133 May 28, 2019

Baseball 

Baseball is the sport for a very special type of kids the type that think getting hit is bad so instead of playing lacrosse 🥍 they play gayball

Son: Dad I think I like men
Dad: then play BASEBALL then

Baseball by Lax kid 25 June 4, 2019

Baseball 

What pussys do during lacrosse season.

“Do you know that baseball player?” “Oh yeah that guy who cried when he got hit to the ground”

Baseball by Lacrosse lit baseball shit September 25, 2019

Baseball 

Boring.

Jeff thought of baseball when he had trouble falling asleep.

Baseball by Baseballisgay December 4, 2019

Baseball 

A gay sport played by people who don’t have any athleticism.

Baseball requires no athleticism just know how to catch a ball

Baseball by ladyfucker January 12, 2020

Base jumping 

An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.

Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.

Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?

Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.

Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.

Base jumping by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020

Baseball Players 

People who are obligated to buy mugs for their mothers.

John: what’s Dan going at the mug store
Dave: he’s buying a mug for his mom, u know, cuz he’s a baseball players.
John: oh yea should’ve known

Baseball Players by Newjerseysuckssomuch November 22, 2020