The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog
by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025
Get the Sausage footlong baconatormug. The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.
1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy
1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy
by boof_or_die October 4, 2017
Get the Bacon Stationmug. The defense attorney is trying to get Jason off the hook for capital murder. He was accused for frying bacon in a shootout with 5-0
by 11penny June 22, 2019
Get the Frying baconmug. by Calamari0 May 6, 2022
Get the french baconmug. The Littles got ponies to ride and heard those chickens and truffle hunting hogs all over this lil chicken bacon ranch..
by Grey T September 30, 2023
Get the Chicken Bacon Ranchmug. by Panda Crew May 3, 2009
Get the Cooked your baconmug. 