pasty basher

A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.

'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'

'The local baker had a long and fruitful career before being accused of being a pasty basher'

by Lillikinns September 18, 2017

tittie basher

A person who has no feet is called a titte basher

Monica gets called a “ tittie basher ” at school because she has no feet

by Monica Nelson yea ? September 29, 2017

plastar bastar

Someone who doesn’t have a clue about their job or how to do it

That new guy is a plastar bastar he doesn’t know a thing. He tried to get coffee from the copying machine

by brice2344049 October 13, 2017

baldy bastard

Person with no hair

You are a baldy bastard

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️ October 24, 2017

backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street

The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard

by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018

Fat bastard

The perfect detention is Refaz The Fat bitch, Fat bastard ( A person who eats whatever Is known to exist

Refaz the Fat bastard ate ma sister

by Hussein23786 May 28, 2018

Bicycle Bastard

A slur for people who are exercising out in the morning and get in the way of cars and shit.

“Hey, get out of the way, you bicycle bastard!”

by Windows_07 June 20, 2018