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anal rippage

Anal Rippage has two definitions:
1) Anal sex performed, however goes horribly wrong, usually when the man's penis is too large for the reciever (man or woman recieving anal) and causes internal bleeding.
2) When somebody rips(copies) somebody so bad, it could only be considered as anal rippage, the most faggotry and intense conformity of all.
1)Porno Paul: How do you like that, bitch?
Supposed slut: Oooh Paul, that's so hot!
*5 minutes later* Slut: I'm bleeding! OOOARRRGHH!!
Porno Paul: Anal Rippage! Nooooooooooooooooooo
2)Trivium: Shall we 'cover' Metallica for our new album, The Crusade?
Kirk Hammetts brain: Anal Rippage! We will sue your asses!
Matt Heafy: I hope this album is successful so I can get fucked by Kirk Hammett.
Rest of Trivium: OMGZ Did you just say that out loud? That's anal rippage...(1)
by James Fletcher March 31, 2007
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anal babies

Me and Janet were making anal babies last night.
by Rik Jameson May 24, 2006
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Anal Assassinator

When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.
Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.

Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.
by The Mokey October 17, 2016
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Anal Erection

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into the ass of someone of any gender, and getting an erection with the penis already inside of the ass.
Guy: Hey babe, wanna do anal?
Girl: I'm afraid it will hurt too much...
Guy: We can try an anal erection.
by Old_Ben January 4, 2018
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Anal Decapitation

The act of shoving your entire head up another person's ass and having them clench till the bloodflow is cut off to your head
Bro 1: Bro my gfs kinda pissed at me cause I asked if we could do Anal Decapitation

Bro 2: Why would you even ask that
by Johnny-k17 November 3, 2019
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Scoop Anal

When your anal sex partner’s bowel is so full of feces that your dick just scoops the shit out with each thrust and stroke. One nasty ass fuck.
I hit that whore’s ass last night. She was tight but it was scoop anal. Went through three gak towels just for the shit.

I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2018
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anal squirt

When two people are having sex and clear liquid from your pussy squirts out
Girl: I love it when you make me have an anal squirt
by Jdjdhdjsjja September 2, 2019
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