Thomas

1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.

"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."

by Clutterofmass February 19, 2023

Thomas Edison

A fat nerd that thinks he's the best.

Thomas Edison is a nerd fart. said Byant Dilman

by bigboy42.1 February 22, 2023

thomas

a slur

your such a thomas

by thyu October 12, 2023

Thomas S. Monson

Former prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. He lived from 1927-2018. When he died, the next prophet was Russel M. Nelson.

Thomas S. Monson died in 2018, so he is longer the prophet.

by Slay Every Day Queenz October 16, 2023

Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

thomas

big dick guy. huge ego and LOVES women. he loves to flirt and talk to girls and stays up all night on call with girls. he love fat rabbits and getting his dick wet. he is in love with a girl and can’t get over her no matter what he does. he is sad. he is a very caring person who will look after you.

a:have you heard about thomas
l: yeah his big dick is true but so is the big ego
a: at least he’s nice

by thedragon October 20, 2023

Thomas

Oh to have been with Thomas, I certainly wish I had. I knew one, in middle school, I liked him a lot, I even believed I loved him (as much as a middle schooler can love someone). He was charming, sweet, funny, and also a good friend before he became one of the biggest crushes I had ever had. One day I had to move away, and I realized I would never see him again. It devastated me, knowing I wouldn’t get to grow up with him, go to high school with him, and most importantly tell him how much I cared for him. But I never got the chance to, he was my first love, and a memorable person in my life. So now I will say it, and it is silly to hope that Thomas will see this, but in case you do, Thomas, I hope that you are doing well, I hope that you are happy and you are doing great things in life, because you deserve it, and also, I really did want to be with you. I want you to know that as capable as I was at love at such a young age, it all went to you. I never forgot about you, and sometimes I miss what we had, two kids having a good time. But things change, circumstances push people apart, people change. So although you and I are different people now, I will forever hold fond memories of the Thomas I once knew and loved.

Sincerely,

- E.T. <3

Man I hate that I never ended up with Thomas, we could’ve been great together

by _pcat_ October 28, 2023