Jacob

Knows jack shit about star wars.

Jacob: "Anakin married Leia."

by jacobisreallygay March 24, 2019

Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.

Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him

by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019

Jacob Ewing

Javob Ewing is often done with this bull and inverts stall doors

" Jacob Ewing I'm done with this bull"

by Zhenfei lover44 June 11, 2019

Jacob

Someone that is clumsy in nature and has many friends that don't poetically like him.

That guy might a Jacob.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Jacob

A big black guy who will chin you if you don’t give him your cock

Person: yo there’s Jacob

Person 2: RUN

by DimentedDuck21 November 22, 2021

Jacob

Big papi Jacob is our lord and saviour. He is the daddy of our mother, together with Mattias the ruler over the AnneMariekes.

Jacob is a big pepe papi

by De Donkere Magiër November 26, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a gay ass hole . Mother fucking Hoe. He is useless and he can live on the street by himself. He is fat not attractive and girls cant find him cute. He is Bi Trans And has a penis and a vagina

Girl. Sees Jacob
Girl Shoots her self by hanging herself

by yeeteetfeet August 31, 2020