cracka jacked

i was just waiting for the light to turn green when some white dude came up and cracka jacked me
by n1mb0 August 27, 2007
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Jack Shephard

Doctor Jack Shephard is, deep down, a very caring person who has sacrificed and saved his crash-mates several times. Throughout the series, it has been stated numerous times that Jack is a natural leader. This has been demonstrated many times by his ability to work under pressure and analyze difficult situations. Jack intentionally represses fear and anxiety, usually in order to remain strong for other people, as he is the one they turn to during a crisis. Arguably the best character from ABC's TV show LOST.
Matthew Fox plays Jack Shephard on LOST.
by fourfivevalley October 12, 2019
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Jacks Mom

Man I love Jacks Mom. Her cold dead hands feel good on my weewee.
by Jacks Dad July 21, 2020
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Jack Hump

When sex passes its climax and both partners start to hump lazily as the male empties off his load in the vagina or the anus.
I hit her g-spot at the same time as ejaculation causing us to jack hump
by analmama June 25, 2009
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Jack Sweet

The biggest simp of them all. Has 7 restraining orders filed against him by some pretty ugly chicks. His moldy micropenis can make any female vomit on sight. He enjoys traps, watching his wife haves sex with black men, and sucking toes.
Is that Jack Sweet? I want to projectile vomit on his neck beard!
Jack Sweet was outside my window the other day. I called the police but they couldn't bear to touch it.
by BigOrgy1234 January 27, 2020
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Jack Anderson

A bass player in the band cornicopia who takes excessive amounts of superzooms and has a minion obsession
Person 1: wanna take a superzoom?
Person 2: who are you, jack anderson???
by oscar anderson February 06, 2019
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Jack Davenport

The act of pirate sex. Or acting like pirates.
To Jack Davenport.

Person 1:So, wana Jack Davenport ;)
Person 2:Oh my no. -hears arrrrring in the distance- I think they got to it first
Person 1:BLAST!
Tomorrow night my love.....
by Kaffeh September 07, 2008
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