porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

cheezin crackers

laughin' ass white bitches. if you're white and you are incredibly high and are laughing super hard. you are literally cheezin crackers. cause you're cheesin out cause you're baked. and you crackers cause you're white.

friend 1: that was hilarious man!
friend a: i know, right? that shit had us like a pack of cheezin crackers!

by sizzy sparks June 29, 2011

Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018

Cracker

Miz Cracker, a drag queen based in New York City, New York. She is best known for competing in RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10.

It's so sad to see Cracker sashay away. I mean, she's so talented.

by winniethetooth December 9, 2018

nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.

Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?

by Noncetastic ;) December 9, 2018

buddy cracker

When you and a buddy pull a three some with a girl but you don't want to touch each other but Still have fun with your bro. You wrap yourselves legs and balls with bubble wrap and go at her, the one that pops the most bubbles wins.

Damn bro check out that chick let's go hit her up and see if she would like to be the center of a buddy cracker

by Dougsda1 July 7, 2017