Smash Phone

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone

"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."

by nixymushy April 22, 2020

Smash Burger Denial

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.

My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.

by Clars800 September 12, 2020

Smash face ass

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

by Careless50's November 27, 2021

Bone Smashing

Hitting your jaw with a blunt object, such as a hemmar or a rock to improve the bones in your face to create a stronger jawline. Bone Smashing is usually associated with Look Maxing

Mogger: Your jawline is shit you should try bonesmashing Bone Smashing
Mogger: Then it's over for you

by Asekauppias January 15, 2024

curry smash

When you are stuck in between 2 sweaty Indian men/women.

Last night I got curry smashed and now I smell like spicy disappointment

by Xtack August 27, 2016

Smash a pasty

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

Smash potatoes

Smash potatoes

What does the phase smash potatoes mean

by anonymous November 7, 2020