When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
Get the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug. 
Renata: i love you more
Christian: i love you more
Renata: that's not true
Christian: check urban dictionary
Christian: i love you more
Renata: that's not true
Christian: check urban dictionary
by oh hey guys vsauce June 29, 2025
Get the I love you moremug. Pronouns used by incredibly lonely individuals, to the point where they use inanimate objects to replace human connections.
"hey do you know kyle"
"oh the kid with fuck/you pronouns?"
"yeah well i just saw fuck giving a bj to you banana during lunch"
"oh the kid with fuck/you pronouns?"
"yeah well i just saw fuck giving a bj to you banana during lunch"
by casey.gardner March 16, 2022
Get the fuck/youmug. Fw you heavy is used as a way to say to someone that you enjoy talking to them, could be used with diddy, no diddy perchance
by imagohomeno June 11, 2024
Get the Fw you heavymug. 
Get the I am you but from the futuremug. by just a random F*&^ing person May 17, 2022
Get the youmug.