Dick splash

When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something

Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash

by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021

Dick Wick

Your a asshole to Satan and Satan doesn't have a asshole he has pussy ass so if you're a asshole to Satan nobody loves you.

If you hate Satan don't be a dick wick to your own self.

by Satan Charge of Angels May 25, 2025

Big dick

To describe someone who has a big dick

“Damnnnn he got a big dick!”
“Girlll I know right.”

by Daddy Isotopenzusammensetzunge March 17, 2024

Dick-all

I started using this at work (in a hospital) we can't say 'quiet' or 'slow' as it brings the Thunder, so I started using Dick-all. This means nothing going on, no business, no plans, boring. Also see 'Jack-Squat'.

"There is dick-all happening in the OB unit tonight" or "let's do something Friday, I have dick-all for plans".

by ColoradoG May 12, 2023

Dick

The most bootylicious guy friend you will ever have

He's my Dick

by Mr Mathenge October 5, 2018

PG 13 dick pic

A photo of a penis that is perfectly defined through clothing; erect or otherwise.

He sent me a PG 13 dick pic.

by Hot Chopper July 13, 2024

ricos dick

big

wow you have a ricos dick

by fiasjhfa;ofda November 16, 2020