Your life is shit

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.

Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2024

Dip Shit

Someone who constantly buys the dip, believing they are going to make millions, but ends up going broke. They keep buying the dip, there for they are a dip shit.

Hey man, we should buy GME at 350.00.

Nah bro, let's wait for it to come down to 320 and buy the dip.

To the moon! Diamond hands, baby!

I don't care if they call us dip shits, I'm already shopping for a new Tesla.

by Greggg-Pegs February 14, 2021

Shit-Cricket

It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.

Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket

by Macon P. March 4, 2023

Shit in the cooler

When someone really fucks up

Joe got caught cheating on the wife
Yes he really shit in the cooler

by Bubba Gump Dan October 5, 2019

Shit Hotbox

To hotbox a toilet cubicle, then proceed to take a dump (shit). After completing the shit, one inhales the spliff, cigarette etc., places their face in the toilet bowl , blows out and inhales the shit Immidiatley after.

“I swear chad did a shit hotbox last night”

by AH1309 December 19, 2024

Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.

by frogginstyle December 14, 2018

Put that shit on

PTSO, Can mean either;
1. Very good or well themed outfit
2. Ability to attract women, purely with rizz

1. “Yo you’re fit goes crazy, you fr put that shit on”
2. “Watch me put this shit on with that girl over there”

by Money Grab July 4, 2023