Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

shit

1: poop, or feces

2: realisation

1: i took a fat shit last night
2: shit, i left the oven on

by morting March 17, 2025

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

you smell, you shit?

A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.

"Alright, an example: You smell, you shit?"

by DDLZC April 16, 2017

Shit

Have you ever felt like you needed to take the worst shit in your life?

That weird person: aahhhhh, how it feels so good to take that one shit *sits on the toilet for 7 more hours*

by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021

Ass ripping shit

When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.

I just had an Ass ripping shit in the morning.

by whisickle November 1, 2023

Shitting

When you take a massize shit

im shitting

by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020