Dicking

When your friends start joking with you and they whip out their dicks while doing it

My friends were dicking with me and one of them slipped it in

by Jedrogers13 May 9, 2020

Dick

Someone who takes time to write or read the Urban Dictionary.

👖👌🏼 ur a dick

by Tyrry May 23, 2020

chalky dick

When a nigga has an ashy dick cause he doesn't moisturize

Shaquesha, my nigga Tyrone is good and all, but he got that chalky dick

by TaintLord6969 April 19, 2018

Excellent dick but still pussy

Tyler

He has excellent dick but still pussy cause he cant use a cell phone .

by Your fathers nigga April 14, 2022

Like a dick in the wind

A phrase referring to an object, person, or animal that is moving in a spontaneous or an otherwise unnatural motion.

Steve's character ragdolled like a dick in the wind when we were playing earlier.

by Devmonsterone January 31, 2024

vacation dick

A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.

"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"

by Summeriscomingeventually June 7, 2016

National Suck Dick Day

this day falls on November 17th!!
So tell your boyfriend!!!

Bob: When is National Suck Dick Day

Ashley: November 17th!!

by BIGGBOIINIBBBA November 4, 2018