National Snow Day Blow Day

When you sell another house on February 28th.

Happy National Snow Day Blow Day!
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by SnowDayBLOWday February 28, 2024

Kick an Infant Day

A legal day where you can kick any infant,

small child, or even pregnant women for no good reason at all.

Sasha : Did you hear its national 'Kick an Infant Day' ?

Eren : Yeah, why dont we go hit up the hospital?

by cecile sucks November 11, 2020

National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.

Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”

by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025

National tit pic day

June 30 is national tit pic day
ask that one girl for tits

do you know what today is

no
it’s national tit pic day😏

by Send tits June 30, 2021

KOBE DAY

On August 24 every year we will celebrate the remembering of Kobe Bryant

*did you hear it’s Kobe day * “today we will all wear his jersey and celebrate the remembering of him“*shoots basket *that was for Kobe”

by Jus me January 27, 2020

Footy Colours Day

A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.

Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.

Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers

by PXRA September 17, 2021

National Baldheaded Day

AUGUST 3RD

National Baldheaded Day is the day you get to post all the baldheaded bitches you know. It doesn’t matter if they get mad, no one told them to be baldheaded and that’s on periodtt 😽🤣

Today’s National Baldheaded Day, Kiesha And Latoya Getting Posted It. - And I Oop

by _unknownnnnn_ August 1, 2019