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your mom

your mom is a joke i guess i dont rly know
by bitch ass hoes April 24, 2020
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Your Mom

it is used to describe your mom
your mom
by anonymous May 3, 2023
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Your Mother

Finer word for "Yo Mama", used to insult mothers.
Where did I put my underwear?
At your mother's house!
by haha yes my dude March 16, 2017
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Your mom

a hot sexy beautiful amazing powerful seductive woman
"Is that YOUR MOM?? omg she is so hot I wanna 69 her"
by taesrealwife🤨 November 23, 2021
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wrench your pipe

to clamp a monkey wrench around a mans penis and twist it off
man, I wanna wrench your pipe.
by Wyzrd Head February 24, 2024
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shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
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on november 27 post a pic of ur ex and say why y’all broke up and appreciate them
guy 1: yo it’s national appreciate your ex day
guy 2: ugh fine
by Theguywhoisnice November 27, 2021
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