red shit

bro... go get that checked out

guy 1: hey i need to tell you something
guy 2: yeah bro

guy 1: i have a red shit is there something wrong with that
Guy 2: bro what go get that checked out don't tell me.

by XxChxxryMaster June 30, 2022

Thugging that shit out

The cure to man’s loneliness

Fag 1 - yo bro you good

Fag 2 - yeah I’m thugging that shit out

by One stupid ass nigga November 12, 2023

shitting ass

shitting in the butt crack without releasing it

dude i think he was just shitting ass

he just shat ass

by peenieweenies March 25, 2019

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 09, 2018

Shit-sided

Similar to blind sided - but when reason the reason is a complete waste of time

I was almost out of the office at 2 on Friday but the boss shit-sided me with a new report due on Monday

by Icelandic Canadian March 08, 2018

shit detective

Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.

Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!

by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022

Italian Shit

A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best

"Dude, Ranchero won't stop bragging about his pasta"
"I know he's such an Italian Shit"

by Clagus December 19, 2017