blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate

Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense

by DrummaKing December 10, 2017

Shits lit

Signifying something as dope, cool. Can also be used in different forms; shit was lit, shits not lit.

Yeah man, shits lit.

by dizzyanddaffy December 15, 2022

Type A Shit

A shit so hard and big it would rip you in half to excreate

When Bro's pissing me off so I low-key blast by type a shit plug at him

by Cid Kagenou May 18, 2025

aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire

oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire

by creator of aw shit the whole March 23, 2025

Shit in the corner

Annoying shit that needs to be taken care of soon but not immediately.

"Why haven't you taken out the trash yet?"

"Relax women, it's just shit in the corner."

by alsalfai June 18, 2012

Blue Shit

An insult used to say ''fuck you'' to the fans of Half life: Blue shift

Person 1: Hey i love blue shift!
Person 2: You mean blue shit?
Person 1: kill your-

by Azureh January 12, 2024

Hot Girl Shit

Originally made popular by Megan Pete, known professionally as Megan Thee Stalion, Hot Girl Shit is a statement gaining popularity in the last 2 to 3 years. Rather than being a measure of physical attractiveness, and not gender exclusive, being a "Hot girl" or being on some "Hot Girl Shit" means that you are exuding a level of confidence in your look and your energy that makes people turn their heads and say "Damn (He or she's) Hot as fuck)

Tori: "Damn have you seen Ashley lately?"
Brad: "Yeah. She's confident as hell. She's on some Hot Girl Shit"

by TheBeesCheese January 7, 2022