Muhammed My Clown

He's a very lovely and a beautiful boy, he's so kind so heartwarming and he's the best. If you want to know what's close to perfection look at him and you'll know it and everyone loves him he's sad sometimes but he will be happy again, just have hope my beloved husband.

Me to anyone I see: Have you seen Muhammed My Clown lately? He's my everything.

by Your clown August 19, 2021

Dust my desk

n. The act of masturbation or handjob, or blowjob, titty fuck or combination thereof

I am going to dust my desk today

by noway am i telling you October 18, 2008

my week with Marilyn

A) the title of a post Harry Potter movie starring Emma Watson in which Emma's character travels back in time to meet Marilyn Monroe

B) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the non Hollywood, secular world.

Boy a) what did you get for your birthday?

Boy b) I got my week with Marilyn, I met Larry King of Larry King Live.

by Sexydimma June 5, 2021

My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up

i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Get out of my way

When management interferes with your job and tries to micromanage you, but you are actually more competent at your job than they are.

Hey managers, if you would just get out of my way maybe things would actually be done properly!

by mzkitttkat January 23, 2024

Making my body cry

Mostly used by girls and women, "Making my body cry" is basically being so hot its making a girl wet.

Girl A sees a very attractive Person
A : Omg look who's there !
B : Woah they're so hot, they're making my body cry ;-;

by Nyx_In_The_Night March 14, 2023