Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire

Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!

by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024

what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Eat shit

1. An insult in English, but is the literal translation of an insult more commonly used in Cantonese, 食屎 (sik si).

2. To get the short end of the stick, to experience some unfortunate turns of events. This one commonly is found in the past tense "ate shit".

1. "Sik si lan yeung!" (Eat shit dickface)

2. "Bruh I really just ate shit"

by MistressChing_Ext November 17, 2024

diddy shit

Relating to diddy and/or his allegations

Are you on that diddy shit?

by Nothingnesss November 20, 2024

quan Shit

some DORK ASS NIGGA from philly that needs to be given a wedgie immediately after being spotted on the streets, in school or even in a public establishment. Another definition is a DWEEB ASS NIGGA thats mad sherm

Actually definition:
somebody’s who is a shit eater, titty milk drinker and a dork ass dweeb ass nigga

Yo see that dude over there, he be on some quan shit

Yea i see why we dont fuck with his dork ass 😭✌🏽

by Quanhater201372 November 22, 2024

California shit sock

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.

“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”

by Steve mast November 22, 2024

shit stuffing

Shitting into someone else ass directly, and then pounding it deeper.

me and my girlfriend really got in a “shit stuffing” over the summer

by Mashed_brains November 23, 2024