MILF Assed

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.

When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.

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MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

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The art of shoving ground beef inside of an autistic persons anus, slurping it out, and then spitting it onto 2 sandwich buns then consuming it.

Me and my homies all jumped this autistic kid, then proceeded to give him an Albuquerque Ass Burger.

by FelchForLife84 April 24, 2022

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A guy who is sexy but not really that sexy and likes to sit around and play video games like the lazy jackass he is

by S_Ahoy12 February 10, 2018

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A lil bitch; stupid ass bitch who’s hands look like saggy old titties

by TiteA$$hanz March 30, 2025

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Dog equivalent to bad ass kid. But, instead of an out of control kid, it’s an out of control dog.

Yo, my fuckin bad ass dog done tore up my GOT DAMN brand new Air Jordans again smh.

by John Gettin Doe April 15, 2021

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a guy who is addicted to kfc but eats to much taco bell and likes to hand out fry's and cock

Alissa: can I have a fry
fry up my ass: sure pull it out my ass and eat some cock

by eat my add boiiiiii January 14, 2020

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