give up tattoo

A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.

Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."

by ebiz_iv January 8, 2021

Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Fogged up

When your brain is all foggy and you have a hard time separating the concrete & abstract.

Side-note: Fogged up is also how Danish people pronounce "fucked up".

As Alice came to her senses her head was a bit fogged up from the accident, it felt as though she was still in wonderland, but had a hard time discerning what was real.

by hCklive January 11, 2021

Get your tits up

The female equivalent of “Grow a pair”. First seen in the movie Bad Moms.

Get your tits up and do something about it

by Bdh1113 January 11, 2021

Get your tits up

The female equivalent of “Grow a pair”. First seen in the movie Bad Moms.

Get your tits up and do something about it

by Bdh1113 January 11, 2021

Get your tits up

Fight for your cause. Gendered for females

Get your tits up and fight gor equal rights.

by Bdh1113 January 11, 2021

hopped up on the oh no's

Being worried or scared. In a state of tremendous panic.

'My name was gonna be Joshua, but my dad didn't like that. However when my mum almost died giving birth to me, he was so hopped up on the oh no's that he didn't care what my name was gonna be anymore' - J.A.W.

by dictiomara January 12, 2021