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shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit
jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
by grpo January 30, 2025
mugGet the shit im gonna run out of batterymug.

shit from a butt

When you say something is shit, but you really wanna emphasize it.
Kevin: Dude, did you see how badly the Washington Wizards lost against the Thunder last night?

Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.
by conflict dude February 24, 2024
mugGet the shit from a buttmug.

go shit yourself

it does not have meanings
by harmi0101 March 2, 2024
mugGet the go shit yourselfmug.

White piece of shit

A derogatory slang term used by black people to insult a white person. A response for the N-word
by JustSomeRandomLad December 14, 2022
mugGet the White piece of shitmug.

Shit Money

Worthless money, because you can't enjoy it since it was made through corruption or some other fuckin stupid illegal activity.
I just go an inheritance, but I have to donate all of that shit money because the guy who died was a corrupt politician.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
mugGet the Shit Moneymug.

Oh shit

Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.
Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it

Person 2: “Die”

Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”
by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022
mugGet the Oh shitmug.

Chicken shit

A few more things on a chicken shit's bucket list along with fighting drunks and junkies for adventure are fighting paralyzed or terminally ill kids, fighting elderly Jews with dementia, and fighting someone with a life threatening injury someone else inflicted.
A chicken shit has to try everything at least once, even beating a 95 year old lady to death before taking everything she has.
by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019
mugGet the Chicken shitmug.

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