your mom

just something mean to say and fun for yourself in the act of roasting

your mom is fat lol

by get_roasted_hard January 1, 2022

send your bf a hot pic day

Send your boyfriend a hot pic day

GF: Hey babe check your snap
BF: What why?
GF: It's send your bf a hot pic day 🔥

by MacTheWarframe November 19, 2021

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

tbh your chill

When A Girl Let's You Down Easy Instead Of Flat Out Rejecting You

"Boi Your Fucked Up, I Hate You = tbh your chill."

by Mr_Bacon_Aiken May 25, 2017

Shake your bone and sauce your wings

When a guy jacks off on another persons face.

Hey baby you want to shake your bone and sauce your wings?

by complexreason July 13, 2010

refinance your mortgage

the act of financing your mortgage again, in other words shitting on your partner

"I love to refinance your mortgage every single night!"

by jerry c June 24, 2007