dick whiffle

A person who takes sports to seriously to the point of being a dick to anyone who doesn't believe in there false sense of importance.

Jeff just threw a golf club because he missed the shot then blamed it on me, this dick whiffle needs a fucking break.

by FireBall Pants June 9, 2017

dicked

When one's sweatshirt or jacket hood has been punched inside out and resembles an erect member bulging from his or her shoulder blades.

He snuck up behind the unsuspecting victim and "dicked" their hood so that they spent the next hour wandering around the school looking like an aroused buffoon while everyone laughed about them behind their back.

by gdydjenebd June 12, 2017

dick lynching

Right before cumming squeeze the head of the penis as to not allow anything to come out.

That girl last night gave me a dick lynching. It hurt like hell but was totally worth it!

by Janae's snatcher June 13, 2017

dick

another word to say penis

my dick is really long

by queen bitch 👸🏻 June 17, 2017

Acordian Dick

When you can't get hard so you only put the tip in, and proceed to push in and pull out, while the tip is stuck inside. Thus creating an acordian type movement with the skin.

Bruh I just got done banging this chick with my acordian dick.

by Big Meat Mike June 18, 2017

melancholic dick

When you try to yank and dank to something, but your thicc dicc is too sad for no reason

Female; Come on, your turn to send nude!
Male; I can't! I have a melancholic dick!

by Venom Miller June 24, 2017

Dick Stick

Someone who is being completely jerkish

Yo, stop being such a dick stick

by kittykittyohsofluffy June 25, 2017