National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

What makes you extraordinary

Nothing. You're all just worthless shit. I don't have to do or be anything to be better than all of you.

Hym "What makes you extraordinary? Welp... Not a worthless YouTube parasite.... Not a retard... Not a woman... It don't take much but it's already too late for some of you. You should kill yourselves immediately. Or kill some kids. Just no that no one will care if you kill yourself and if you kill the kids at least one person will be happy about it."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

You damn it

You say it when you see a person fuckin' your girlfriend!

My brother: "Hello, Fucker! I 'm going to fuck your asshole, baby!"
Me: "You piece of shit! Don't you come out of this fucking room and don't fuck with my girlfriend, you damn it!"

by I'll eat you March 9, 2021

april fools got you

stupid ass video from 2019 made in fucking windows movie maker that gets popular every April 1st

april fools got you lol, april fools pranked,

by stamplerels April 3, 2021

Cay Boxed you

A goofy fuck who has an annoying ass voice

do you see that guy over there? he is such a cay boxed you!

by cay is annoying January 13, 2025

bum you out

Conduct a satanic ritual killing everyone someone knows for the money and replacing them with clones, cleaning out their bank accounts as magick slowly acclimates you into becoming a homeless person for the rest of your life with no family or friends. You start to lose your sanity and experience jolts of supernatural torture throughout your body as your appearance starts to change. It’s kept hidden. High ranking people in Hollywood and rock n roll know about it, those who are adorned with moon and star symbolism and owls to know about it too. Big secret. They might talk about keeping their side of the street clean, or cleaning out their closet.

Hey man. Keep doing this shit around people and you’ll wind up homeless. That would bum you out right?

by Joel273 June 7, 2023