holds your asparagus

as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

your mom

fattie

i fucked your mom

by leonardobr September 15, 2021

Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022

im not your girl tho

It means that your crush is not into you at all

Im not your girl tho soo

by Jack pauler January 23, 2020

i like your cut g

slapping a shitter's spicy ass forehead and saying "I like your cut g". Usually used to make a perfectly cut scream using a shitter's voice.

i like your cut g- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by fat boy mrhotmadm December 9, 2020

Your mom

The insult someone uses when they have nothing to roast you with

Person 1: let’s have a roast battle
Person 2: ok

Person 1:when I saw you I remembered to take out the trash!
Person 2: uh.. YOUR MOM IS SO FAT-

Your mom is so dumb she brung a spoon to the super bowl

by Yuki_yes May 28, 2022

Your definition will be reviewed soon

The same thing as saying "Your definition will never be reviewed"

Your definition will be reviewed soon. That's a lie

by childporn April 22, 2025