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Your mom

by Repetidora July 21, 2021
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scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014
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Your Nan

An old woman who sleeps naked
Look your nan is sleeping naked again
by Aflie Sternwest July 24, 2019
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This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
by Kuul June 21, 2020
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Your mom

I’m playing with your mom
by J0vn February 25, 2024
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