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yeet yote yehet yose 

These are different dialects and forms of the verb: to yeet, a very versatile verb that can be used in many situations. For example the word 'yeet' is used to sound politically correct, when talking to someone you want to impress. Yote is the past tense of yeet. Can be used to vividly re-explain an event but you forget what the intended word you wanted to use was so you just replace it with yote. Yehet (pronounced 'ya-het') is actually a k-pop inside joke or sumthin but is also a form of yeet that is more informal like whom vs. who, where whom is yeet and who is yehet. Since it is impossible to remember which one to use, it is the same for yeet vs. yehet. Yose (pronounced 'yohss' or 'yosay') is for 9 year old kids who feel it necessary to make up random forms of the word yeet. (which is exactly what i'm doing) You can say it all together when you've run out of things to say to someone. It's a fantastic conversation starter.
Yeet: I yeet the water bottle over the fence.
Yote: I yoted the water bottle over the fence.
Yehet: So then all of a sudden I YEHETED it over-or is it yoted?
Yose: OMG thats sooooo yoseee

Person: Dude, that doesn't even make sense
yeet yote yehet yose: Person #1 Soo umm yeahh..

Person #2 ...

Person #1 ... (sweating profusely)

Person #1: Uhh... yeet yote yehet yose ...!
Related Words

Yeet, Zoinks 

The combination of the two ancient forgotten words of power yeet and zoinks. Uttering these two words together will summon the full force of the all powerful Shagster, who will proceed to melt the eyes out of anyone watching before blowing up the universe.
Josh: "Yeet, Zoinks"
Everyone's Eyes: *Melt*
The Universe: *Yeets out of existence"
Yeet, Zoinks by anonymous February 25, 2019

Yeet God 

The god of all the yeets.
Random Guy: Yeet sucks!
Yeet God: *Yeets random guy to the Yeet Dimension*
Yeet God by Oof_TheChungasGuy April 28, 2020

Yeet Meister 

1. The master of yeeting; always knows the greatest time to say “yeet” and cause the greatest amount of humor.
2. Something to say instead of “ YEET”. If you do something of remarkable cognitive or physical proportion, you would say “I’m the Yeet Meister”
1. Javon screamed “yeet” in the middle of the SAT, he truly is the Yeet Meister.
2. As he won football game for the team he said “wassup baby in the Yeet Meister” as his team cheered him on.

Yeet gotta blast 

Fadilah the principal wants you to go to his office. YEET GOTTA BLAST

yeet cannon 

Yeet Cannon, is a common term for describing a large bore firearm with little in the way of a practical function or common use (I.E. concealed carry or hunting), other than to be amusing and/or enjoyable to use. However this definition can also be applied to a firearm of a smaller caliber as long as the firearm is somewhat impractical to use and/or accessorized in a excessive and/or ridiculous manner (I.E. An AR pistol with a drum magazine and a ballsack foregrip).
Guy 1. I totally blasted that 55 oil drum full of tanernite with my S&W 500 Mag with an ACOG.

Guy 2. Total yeet cannon.
yeet cannon by ZuluFoxtrotGulf June 20, 2019