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ya mum got mugged

When your mum or someone else close to you gets murked.
"Hey, where'd my mum go?"
"ya mum got mugged!"
"Where?"
"Up your mum"
by Hopix January 18, 2007
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you know I love ya

What the object of your affection says when they sense you're interested but just want to be friends. (Esp. in text messages "U noe I luv ya")
You: "Oh okay nevermind then we don't have to meet up today."
Him/Her: "Yeah sorry. You know I love ya!"
by Lee-Er May 20, 2004
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Look at ya you FAT BITCH!!!

Fat Ugly bitch impossible for a human male is to have sex due to the huge internal volume of her Vagina.

The sheer size of her belly cause the Vagina to extend into the fat bitchs abodomenal cavity. It takes a at least a four foot horse penis to fill the fat bitches vagina cavity bot length wise and by circumfrence. The larger members off the FAT BITCH species are too large for the horse cock and require a giraffe or elephant cock to fill the cavity.

When the FAT BITCH is impregninated the FAT BITCH is able to give birth to a another FAT BITCH thus spreading the FAT BITCH Species. The gestation time is less then a week to to the volume of food ingested per day.
"Look at ya you FAT BITCH!!!" YA FUCKEN BUSHPIG GRAPE LOOKING SLUT!!
by FAT BITCHES SHOOT EM!!! September 16, 2018
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g'day g'day and how are ya t'day

a saying used to greet friends, usually when drunk
Tom: "g'day g'day and how are ya t'day?"

Bill: "good, and yerself?"
by Bruce April 10, 2003
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let me tell ya

"she is so pretty"
"let me tell ya"

"you like the nerd in math class?"
"let me tell ya"
by marialainaxix November 13, 2014
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just joshing with ya julie

its slang for just kidding. it is also an insult to someone who is butch
by james April 28, 2004
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Ba thonk ya donk

Slap that ass with your hand.
Having sex and you slap that booty boy.
I just ba thonk ya donk with my hand mama.

Oh baby will you ba thonk my donk?
by YoooR MaMa August 15, 2011
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