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Windows 11 Slander

Roasting Microsoft’s newest OS nonstop with memes, TikToks, or long video essays just to get clout. It usually means zeroing in on every tiny UI inconsistency or odd design choice and treating it like a personal declaration of war against users. Unfortunately, it’s only gotten worse since Microsoft added AI features.
User A: "I just spent three hours registry hacking my PC just to move the taskbar to the top of the screen."

User B: "Can you just chill out with the Windows 11 slander, bro? It’s been three years. Just use the search bar."
by ReianaSmiley December 23, 2025
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Windows Shit Hurdle

Any of a number of Windows issues that must be addressed prior to executing the one simple task you logged onto the PC for in the first place.
I logged onto my work PC on my day off just to issue a simple instruction, but first I had to spend 20 minutes clearing the Windows shit hurdles.
by darthgandhi December 29, 2025
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window stalker

To consistently stalk a shop window with super stealth to make sure a certain displayed item is not sold, with no intention to buy or interact physically with said item.
“It’s that window stalker again - he thinks we cant see him.”

“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“

“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”

“Maybe he is just bored.”
by hopscotchinghumpingdumpling December 30, 2025
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window filling

when one person is inside the building whilst the other is outside the window and they proceed to have sex through the window
“i thought you couldn’t have sex because her parents were home?”

“we did anyways because we partake in window filling
by windowfillingbigdickrandy January 20, 2025
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Grass window

When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac
That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
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Store Window

A one-sided hatred for a fandom, usually done through exposure of "cringe" or drama. Named after how stores show a limited range of products through their front window.
His hatred towards furries is a Store Window, he only watches cringe compilations.
by Sweet 'n' Sour Sauce July 22, 2024
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Store Window

1. A One-sided hatred towards a person or fandom caused by exposure to "cringe" and drama and refusal to do further research
2. A person, group or piece that can cause a one-sided hatred towards a person or fandom
His hatred towards furries is a Store Window as he watches cringe compilations
by Sweet 'n' Sour Sauce July 22, 2024
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