Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.
Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,
by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024

by LastOneOut May 18, 2022

Willi is a very friendly dude, that has a huge cock. A Willi is known because he has a good personality and is stoned all the time. If you interact with a Willi, it will be a fun time.
Willi? The one with a fat cock?
by 4..0 November 20, 2021

God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018

by anonymous October 2, 2021

When you cum in some ones hole or holes and you dip your finger in their hole and insert your finger in their ear
I wanted to degrade Carriejean. After I fucked her, I finger banged her and put my sloppy finger in her ear and gave her a cum-Willy.
by the dirty syrian April 16, 2022
