Pussy Whipped

(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::

(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.

PERSON 1: What the hell is Hugo wearing.
PERSON 2: Oh, his girlfriend has him pussy whipped.

by EDGY@))# November 11, 2017

[fwiggah-whip]

verb. a black person that has been serverely beaten by a white fag or a transexual that has earned respect for the ass whoopin'.

He just gave you a good fwiggah-whip my brotha!!!

by lil lala May 22, 2007

Bitty Whip

A man or womens penis used to pleasure a bitty.

I love it when he uses his bitty whip to slap me.

by N-word William November 21, 2011

Twitch-Whip Disorder (TWD)

A disease in which you have spontaneous and uncontrollable whipping arm motions

Kelsey has been diagnosed with Twitch-Whip Disorder (TWD)

by casicorn August 13, 2016

Pussy Whipped

The definition of Pussy Whipped is Jack Tulley sniffing Kira Cockrams shitter. HE IS ALWAYS UP HER BATTY!

I cant take this banter anymore boys. I AM PUSSY WHIPPED.

by TopShaggah March 18, 2024

No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015

juzu whipped

1. one who is whipped with Buddhist prayer beads

hey, Anthony just got Juzu whipped in the face for being negative!

by itz_golf June 29, 2010