Virgin

Me.

My immaginary "friend":Dude,i got laid yesterday! You're never gonna get pussy like me dude.
Me: Like,excuse me for being a virgin.

by LOLCAT24 August 27, 2018

Virgin

Me

I'm a virgin because I have never used my pee pee in my life.

by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021

Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands

Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber

by BlackMoon1 May 20, 2023

Bandwagon virgin

Abbr.: bwv

An individual who has remained willingly away from being part of any trend since the day they have attained individuality (i.e. defeated alienation).

—I told Lou the other day we should buy one of those hot new NFTs together, the one they say it's gonna skyrocket before long, but he said NFTs in general bored the heck out of him and he wasn't interested whatsoever.
—No surprise... He's never interested in hot new shit.
—Yeah, he's such a bandwagon virgin.

by J. J. B. Bravo April 19, 2022

Virgin Mule

A lovely azure blue non-alcoholic beverage of ginger beer, lime juice, dash of bitters, and raspberry syrup. Served in a clear barrel glass. Co-created in Novato, CA on 7/2/25.

Bartender! I’ll have a Virgin Mule, please.

by Duchess Mermaid July 5, 2025

regain virginity

when rachel uses a hair brush she does not lose her virginity card

regain virginity la

by wagwanable August 21, 2019

Legging Virgin

Someone who wears leggings that are so tight no dick could ever get in

Don't ever date a legging virgin if you want some action.

by Badbiiiiiiiiiitch April 14, 2022