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Stuffed turkey

Stuffing hand burgers up the ass as a resolution to obesity.
Man 1: Damn bro, sick cuts! What kinda diet you doing fam?

Man 2: Just been on the stuffed turkey diet!
by Candyforhandy January 26, 2019
mugGet the Stuffed turkeymug.

Turkey.

A passed around freak bitch , this word is likely used in Baltimore
Aye dummy that lor bitch ah “turkey.”
by tae from da avenue January 25, 2022
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Tech Turkey

A person who does not have, use, or know how to use, phone apps.
Don't be such a tech turkey. Download some apps on your phone!
by JayBuck September 12, 2016
mugGet the Tech Turkeymug.

cracker turkey

Cracker, sometimes white cracker or cracka, is an ethnic slur for white people,1 used especially for poor rural whites in the Southern United States. It is also at times used indiscriminately and pejoratively against any person of white background. However, it is sometimes used in a neutral or positive context or self-descriptively with pride in reference to a native of Florida or Georgia (see Florida cracker and Georgia cracker).

On its own, the term jive was slang all the way back in the 1940s for, among other senses, actions that ranged from foolish and frivolous to vile and deceitful. It was in the 1970s, though, when calling these shady fools jive turkeys became a thing. Turkeys are known to gobble, adding to the sense of jive, and have been variously used to insult someone as “dull” or “worthless.”

Then, in 1974 the funk band the Ohio Players released the song “Jive Turkey,” which uses the phrase repeatedly in the lyrics: “Give me it straight baby / Jive turkey, jive turkey / Jive turkey / Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.” No doubt there are some sexual undertones here, with jive also historically referring to sex. The insult jive turkey also appeared on popular 1970s-1980s sitcoms, such as The Jeffersons.
Separated-at-birth : Scooby-Doo villain spy Chief Dan Coats, a real cracker turkey.
by JHandy July 28, 2019
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Jive Turkey

A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.
Girl don't pay no attention to him. He just another jive turkey.
by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018
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Turkey

Someone who either

1. Act act differently in front of other people vs. with you
2. We'll talk behind a friend's back
3. Is a fake bitch
Damn that biddies a whole turkey dummi!
She want to try to be cute to my face but then talk behind my back like what is you doin!?
by Jfamz00 June 18, 2019
mugGet the Turkeymug.

Stuff the Turkey

When a person sticks their dick in a turkey and uses the juices as a replacement for lubricant.
“Yea I ran out of lube yesterday so I had to stuff the turkey!”
by Grapefruit Style November 10, 2017
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