Muffin Top

Someone who has their pants way to tight for their actual size, so their fat on their stomach hangs over

Mostly every fat person has a muffin top.

1: Did you see her Muffin Top.
2: Ya, it was so gross.
1: I know

by I dont Have a Muffin Top November 22, 2011

Ronald Top

Getting head so good that it makes the crown of the penis red and engorged, thus making the top of the penis look like Ronald McDonald.

Friend 1 : "Bruh, she was just sucking on the head and licking the tip!"
Friend 2 : "She give you that Ronald top?"
Friend 1 : "Hell yeah, straight Donald Ronald McDonald!"

by Sage Horus Demarco November 27, 2013

Top Cheese

A term used by hockey players meaning the puck crosses the goal line at the top of the net

Did you see Chad take a ripper top cheese at the tendy last night?

by Thunderhky35 May 17, 2020

Sensitive top

One who is sexually timid yet enjoys dominant positions.

That guy's really shy, loves to be in control though, a sensitive top, if you will.

by DefineWine August 28, 2020

Top Kill

A politically expedient, but highly ineffective, response to a major crisis or disaster.

A top kill, Obama’s Earth Day speech boiled down to a photo op with a fighter jet and a call to drill for more offshore oil.

by NHTeach June 3, 2010

carrot top

a short red head who plays volleyball

kageyama: hinata youre such a carrot top
hinata: who you calling carrot top?!

by Fred L ero September 30, 2020

Knob top

Man-bun participators. Very unattractive emasculating creatures

Get your hipster Knob Top friends out of here

by ShameDoe October 2, 2016