spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010
Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.
by Snaccson September 29, 2019
When something is based-pilled, it is a joke used by combining the slang word based, and the “red pilled” slang first used in right wing subreddits.
Person 1: Hey, did you get pizza with sausage or pepperoni?
Person 2: I got pepperoni on half, and sausage on the other as Person 3 likes sausage.
Person 3: based-pilled
Person 2: I got pepperoni on half, and sausage on the other as Person 3 likes sausage.
Person 3: based-pilled
by plantgoblin68 November 08, 2021
"I didn't know you had a penis, but it's all good, I'll take the muddy road and call it a third base compromise"
by PurpleDido March 17, 2015
by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019
Another name for Church.
Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.
Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.
Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.
by Based papist December 25, 2023
A molecule that contains nitrogen and has the chemical properties of a base, also called a nitrogenous base
The nitrogen bases in DNA are adenine (A), guanine (G), thymine (T), and cytosine (C). In RNA, thymine is replaced with another nitrogen base, which is uracil (U).
by bluestinger66 November 10, 2022