meat twinky

Penis, Dong, Wang, Shlong, Cock, Wiener, Purple-Headed Warrior...you get the idea pervert.

'Yo where's the cream-filling in that meat twinky?'

by Phallus February 6, 2004

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

Meat-Brain

A person of generally limited imagination, who originates and passionately carries out hair-brain schemes, or idiotic shenanigans. While religiously insisting on being completely deck out in commando gear or home-made ninja customs.

Two Meat-Brain (s), Robles and Raftery, stalking a larger, out of touch and some what paranoid kid, Palmieri; in a cemetery, while dressed in bdu’s and pretending to be ghost.

by A Cadet November 16, 2005

probably meat

means - i do not know what will occur

"are you going?"
"probably , are you?"
"probably meat"

by petersamways March 22, 2007

Meat Slanga

A dance in which you point 1 finger outward and twist your hips side to side to side hence causing you Meat(Penis) to slang up down and around in one solid motion

Err BUDDY DO THE MEAT SLANGA WIT ME ON THE DANCE FLO N GET JIGGY WIT IT!!!

WATCH ME WALK OVER DER AND DO THA MEAT SLANGA ON DA BITCH!

by BIG DOG DIZZLE 101 April 22, 2009

nigger meat

a black man's cock

"wow did you see that woman get ruined with that nigger meat"

"put away your nigger meat delroy"

by The Fergal Sharkie August 12, 2009

Meat Sweats

To consume an obscene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating - anecdotal evidence can be followed by a "that's what she said" reference.

I'm so full of meat, I'm getting the Meat Sweats..." "That's what she said...

by new directions October 6, 2011