nut crush

A chick who you can't stop fucking, but would never be seen in public with. A woman who owns your soul until you bust a nut on her, then you want nothing more than to leave asap.

"Dude, I got a nut crush on that Bolivian assistant manager from the Taco Time. I feel sick, it's like going bareback with Star Jones"...

by Kevin M. Breunig August 21, 2007

drop a nut

Another name for a hernia, specifically a scrotal hernia. Exaggerating that an extreme hernia would blow out your scrotum and make your testicle fall to the ground.

"If you pick up that anvil, you're gonna drop a nut"
"I dropped a nut carrying that sofa"

by Biohazed June 8, 2005

Nut cheese

When you let jizz ferment in a sock for six months.

That's some rank ass nut cheese. Do your damn laundry.

by Warlow November 3, 2011

elephantitis of the nuts

An extremely cool photo opportunity. See elephantitis for the dieseise itself. See rotten.com for some cool pictures of this.

Wow gumba, those are huge. If your dick wasn't equally massive I'd think you had elephantitis of the nuts.

by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

nut cup

a cup shaped plastic protector usually worn by male athletes around their junk.

Oh man! Did you see Yadier Molina get hit by that foul ball? I sure hope he was wearing his nut cup!

by mcmicmac June 30, 2009

nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc

She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich

by King of Porn October 25, 2003

Bust a nut

To undetake an arduous task (that may not be worth the effort)

"I'm not gonna bust a nut to drive you to Del Taco"

by Hip Ziggy June 11, 2017