captain punch

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

by xoyoungz November 19, 2007

Captain Jaggery

-An awesome and fearsome, antagonistic sea captain from the book; "The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle"

-Landon

"Captain Jaggery... what a gentleman..."

by Mr Cornersss October 18, 2021

Captain & Tunneling

The act of tunneling someone while you have your foot up on a barrel of rum

"We finished the latest episode of Night Court, and before the credits finished rolling, he had already started to captain and tunnel me."

"Captain & tunneling? Is that even legal in Rhode Island?"

by NirnrootSandwich January 14, 2023

Captain Ioway

Captain Ioway can save the world with he help of his pig, Blue Boy, and hius sidekick, Korn Kid. He is the greatest superhero that ever lived. He is from Ioway. When he is not saving the world, he enjoys spending time with the Frake family and adding sugar to his wife's mincemeat.

Look! It's Captain Ioway to the rescue!

by statefair December 29, 2011

captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"

Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!

by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020

Booty captain

When you’ve eaten so much ass they you claim the deserve the mantle of the booty captain

You are the jack sparrow of eating ass, you are the booty captain

by Lil pingu May 15, 2018

Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp June 7, 2018