cunt wall

A person who is a cunt and also has no purpose in life, like a wall.

Dude Laura is such a cunt wall!!!

by christine b November 13, 2007

cunt points

a tally or score that helps you keep track of what a total bitch a woman is being at one particular time. if tally/score gets to high u should lose all attraction to her, tell her to shut her face, leave the room, etc. (keep an eye out for the highest scoring wenches)

"hey...don't be...that bitch...racking up those cunt points!"

"(womans name here) will not let (guys name here) drink at my party, she is really earning her cunt points tonight!"

by bobmcbob420 July 16, 2009

cunts and blunts

greatest porn title ever

I can really use me some cunts and blunts

by rawr4me August 13, 2010

Touch of the cunt

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.

I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.

by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013

Urban Cunt

A person on Urban Dictionary who makes up shit words and tries to be funny with the definition

TF:DG
person:yo man wheres our booze that i told you to get from across the street

Fat Tony: TF:Dg

NOT FUNNY YOU URBAN CUNT

by krazydave June 29, 2010

cunt liar

the worst kind of liar you can think of; a repetitive, down and dirty - nasty liar
one that can never say anything but a lie
no truth ever passes through his or her lips

"If I have to listen to one more word from you, cunt liar, I think I'll kill you!"

by moonmaydn February 14, 2012

Cunt Ruckus

When a group of girls are standing around and one of them starts talking about something that doesn't matter. Then another girl chimes in, and another, and another. And the more girls you add the louder and more painful the conversation gets.

"omg sarah, have you seen my highlights? they're like soo cool."

"omg totally, yeah."

"wow, those are cool."

"i had hair like that when i was a kid."

"omg you know what happened to me when i was a kid?"

"oh, oh, i have hair too!! look!"

"holy crap you guys we have to get out of here... listen to this cunt ruckus!!

by jena bo bena November 23, 2009