cock punch

1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"

Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.

by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006

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bang cock

When a fellow tv viewer throws the remote to an unsuspecting couch partner who is relaxing, and intentionally hits him directly in the nuts. Usually the person with the remote asks a question referring to or containing the word Bangkok, but remote-to-balls contact must be achieved as the the word "BANGKOK" is uttered.

First time: "Have you ever been to Bang cock?" Now you have.
Second time: "Remember when you went to Bang cock?
Third time: "It's been a long time since you've been to Bang cock"

by cro-magnum January 5, 2009

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Ken Cock

A Ken Cock is a male who instead of having a cock and balls has a small mound instead of gentials. lt is named after Barbies boyfriend Ken who is without a penis.

I heard Scotty couldn't get laid cos he has a Ken Cock.

by Schapman June 24, 2012

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cock bonnet

During intercourse, the act of a man draping his wingy dingy over a woman's thinker.

Did you see Jessica's double-knotted cock bonnet? Rod and Dick really tied one off!

by HydeDrJekyll February 8, 2009

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cock skirt

An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.

My cock skirt's a bit chilly tonight.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

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Cock Garage

A person who is well known for taking many cocks in most likely more than one body part, possibly many cocks at a time. Also known as a slut, a whore, or the fleetwood principal/vice principal.

Man, Big D's mom is such a cock garage, we all ganged up on her when big d fell asleep.

by a 9 November 9, 2008

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