The Sad Cow is used to get a third party reference and viewpoint on a given situation when a third party is not around. Also used to make gauge the fail or win of a situation without risking being quoted on your thoughts of a situation.
by Chad Barrett October 16, 2008
by The Energy Holder May 24, 2023
-Last night when me and my wife were having sex we did all sorts of stuff
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck
by Hoodboiy January 23, 2016
One of many kinds of cow extracts. Delicious to some, poisonous to others. Essential for the survival of civilization.
Jane: Have you got some cow juice for me?
Eric: Of course, it is solely responsible for the good in the world, why wouldn't I have some?
Eric: Of course, it is solely responsible for the good in the world, why wouldn't I have some?
by TwoBearsAndCowJuice March 20, 2024
by bettybottersbetterbutter April 11, 2022
"Cow Juice" is a whimsical and utterly delightful dairy product that captures the essence of joy and laughter straight from the heart of the pasture. This unique milk is not your ordinary white beverage; it's a creation of contented cows who can't help but chuckle as they produce it.
Box: Hey Kalvin do you like Cow Juice?
Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real
Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real
by Vxtico October 04, 2023
A sexual act in which someone attempts to stimulate a woman's breasts to such a degree during sex that they begin lactating. Usually through sucking, biting or harsh pinching which end up.
by GhoulFooly December 10, 2020