Mud pipes

Thick boots, rubber boots

I'll never know why the protagonist in Conker's Bad Fur Day can't wear mud pipes to withstand the Great Mighty Poo inside his residence of Poo Mountain

by anonymous January 6, 2025

Columbian Pipe

When a man puts cocaine on his penis before he has sex.

“Hey babe, let’s do something exotic tn”

“Sure thing, let me just put some fairy dust on my tool and I’ll give you the ole Columbian Pipe”

by Bswag money February 1, 2022

Full Pipes

An innate desire to make sweet harmonious love to her lady parts in a style indicative of master slayer Wesley Pipes.

'Make it nasty' - Wes P.

"Mate, she's giving me the 'I'm gonna milk your balls dry look. So, watch me strap that pussy, and let me wreck it like a crash dummy - full Pipes style".

by Wes P. November 9, 2021

Bean pipe

Being an annoying up your ass Mexican , usually virgin , lives in moms basement

You are such a bean pipe!

by CaleeebtheCat February 10, 2021

Pipe

A long metal thing that you do stuff with. It is a catch-all word for any long metal thing.

Dushyant did not know the definition of “pipe”

by Pipinghot January 27, 2020

Pipe herpes

When you wash the orgy tarp in the tub and give the pipes herpes

Did you hear about the tarp orgy at the con last week? Washed it down the drain and gave the pipe herpes

by RagingFist81 April 1, 2017

prime the pipe

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.

Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.

by Dik hed July 29, 2017