half back option

lesser of two or more options. the GO TO in a jam. your last resort at the prom.

Well if she dont work out i still have becky as the half back option.

by Brent Donald Johnson October 13, 2006

half moon kiss

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.

Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"

by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012

Half Way Retarded

Someone who thinks they're very smart but is really fucking stupid.

"I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"

by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018

half-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's parent's half-sister.
2. The half-brother of one's parent-in-law.

My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half right, face!

the command in most branches of the US Armed Forces usually precedes "front leaning rest position, move!"

for those uninitiated, the leaning rest is the formal name for push-up position.

so, this command is when you know you're fucked.

DS: Why were you late, Private?
PFC: Sergeant, I wa-
DS: NO EXCUSES, PRIVATE! (In command-calling voice:) HALF RIGHT, FACE!
PFC, MENTALLY: haha. I'm boned.

by GodtheUSMCFuckingSucks May 8, 2022

half past fap

When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.

friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.

you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"

by the engineer April 2, 2013

half-assed euphemism

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.

"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.

by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019