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Durka Jerk

A circle jerk with a bunch of Durka Durkas.
When's the next Durka Jerk?
Do you want to have a Durka Jerk?
by Bigfatsmellyjaymie June 5, 2025
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Panty Jerk

Someone who enjoys jerking with and into panties, preferably worn but clean will do. After finishing they are put back into the basket, drawer or clothes pile.
Marco was addicted to panties, he would borrow Faye Jothams then sniff them and panty jerk with them before putting them back.
by PantsuGoblin June 11, 2025
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jerk off in someone

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.
by Eggg1031 April 1, 2024
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Linear Jerk

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
by apollomatic April 5, 2024
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Jerk around

You go to the park to jerk around before leaving because your bored.
by Slack and wack April 9, 2024
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A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
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depressing jerk

by bacon1478 April 24, 2024
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