Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 22, 2020
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CONTINUED FROM #6:
If you have some grace and musical talent(not all guards have this, but ours do and 80% of us play all sorts of musical instruments{most are 1st-3rd out of 5 or more chairs in Concert/Symphonic Band/Choir/Orchestra/Guitar class in their section or have ability to be in more than two instrument sections} and WE GOT RHYTHM AND EXPRESSION like no one's business... kinda required from everyone...lol) then good for your guard.
WE ARE NOT CHEERLEADERS/TWIRLERS. In order for our school's cheerleading team to "look" good while performing, they need to have certain and various amounts of body control, balance, muscle, body awareness, timing, and smiles. These are not hard once you get them down but these are NOT EASY either. NOT ALL GUARDS HAVE THIS but ours do- according to this at some level, we get along with the cheerleaders and we appreciate each other.
Twirlers... I have no exact idea who they are so i can't judge them...
All i know is that twirlers twirl.
7. guard or CG (colorguard)
High School Colorguard (Marching Band) Def. Part 4

Examples are finished in Definition parts one through 3.
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Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.
"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"
by Tempermental moth September 22, 2023
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slave band

This is your run of the mill wedding ring. A mark of your proprietor. A constant reminder you are now beholden to another person.
How does that slave band feel on your finger.
by alteraki September 09, 2017
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Banded

Shiny band on your finger to show that you are Married.
Single friend: "Can i come over to the picnic"
Married friend: "No bro, only banded people allowed.
by Spufler187 June 10, 2023
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ho band

Wristbands that attract the hoes
Mike, I like your ho band.
by OGhoband August 01, 2023
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Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.
The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.
by Solid Mantis January 02, 2020
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