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facebook google

To search for someone specific on Facebook. The ultimate form of creeping.
Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!
by copsandroberts November 3, 2010
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instant facebooking (IF)

When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.
I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.
by rebel wordsmith November 15, 2009
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Facebook clownin

Doing dumb shit on facebook; most often while being baked or intoxicated. Examples include commenting on old photos of friends, liking statuses that have no likable qualities, writing "fuck you" on the walls of people you haven't seen since high school, poking people, and taking a shitload of quizzes.
Alright, you roll another joint, I'm going to hop on your laptop real quick and do some facebook clowning. I'm gonna poke so many fucking people.
by aceofbasefan August 7, 2010
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Facebook Prepper

Facebook Prepper

-An online survivalist.

-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
"What if Facebook started charging fees to use it?"
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
by Surfgoth January 7, 2013
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Facebook Hypocrite

A person who posts controversial material on Facebook and then gets mad at you for commenting in opposition.
Original Poster uploads a picture of President Obama with the tagline, "Four more years."

Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"

OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"

Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"
by Psyc_Guy September 8, 2012
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Facebook Faggot

A person, generally male, who makes themselves a facebook page and constantly posts pictures and statuses and asks others to like/share in agreement/disagreement/if the picture is relevant to the person. They beg people to subscribe to them. They steal everything they get from other people and implement it as their own. They post most of their stuff for no personal reason whatsoever. They just want attention because they can not get it elsewhere (also see attention whore). They add so many friends in one day that the account disables itself from adding more people. They post on their own posts, asking people to subscribe, and promising that if they do so, they will get 2,000+ friend requests in just one minute. A lot of the things they post are stupid, make no sense, or try to make them seem sweet or nice. They'll show up on your news feed without having to be on your friends list because you have dumbass friends. Facebook loves them so much they no longer allow you to block them because the "block system is overloaded". These people are generally annoying.
Mark Cefalo: Like if you know who this actor\singer is (: *Miley Cyrus*

I think part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight is because we fear something so great won't happen twice.

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LIKE if You See Your Age ^_^
True Love ♥

Me: Okay, I need to block this Facebook Faggot. His Facebook Faggot-ness is pissing me off.
*Block*
"We're sorry, Facebook's block system is overloaded right now. Please try again later."
...DIIIINNKKLLEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRG!!!
by lGhostl November 8, 2012
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facebook intellectual

A person who constantly and self-seriously engages in pointless arguments about politics, economics, and other public issues on facebook.
Most facebook intellectuals are narcissists who just like to hear themselves talk.
by Rayshaun Mathison February 26, 2015
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