Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him
There goes Matthew delusional
by Dingleberry blue boy June 09, 2023
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Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him
There goes Matthew delusional
by Dingleberry blue boy June 09, 2023
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Matthew

Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew

Person 3: he’s so UGLY

The squirrel: *starts crying*
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Person 1: look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY!
Squirrel: *starts crying*
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Matthew

A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house
Damn... you gotta be cool if your names matthew... I mean the watches dirtBIKE PORN!!!
by Namematthew March 09, 2017
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Is a man with a mommy kink
"a theres matthew with his mommy kink porn
by Shoxxie October 04, 2022
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a short odd boy usually with a troubled past. very outgoing and offen misunderstood. he is loving and never realy hold a grudge unless it is funny.
by beebo1987 March 01, 2018
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