I just got the Grimace shake
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy, that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to 99
Happy birthday, Grimace!
Your shake is so delicious!
Please I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (help!)
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Happy birthday, Grimace (help!)
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy, that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to 99
Happy birthday, Grimace!
Your shake is so delicious!
Please I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (help!)
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Happy birthday, Grimace (help!)
Loganism means I just got the Grimace shake
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy, that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to 99
Happy birthday, Grimace!
Your shake is so delicious!
Please I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (help!)
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Happy birthday, Grimace (help!)
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy, that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to 99
Happy birthday, Grimace!
Your shake is so delicious!
Please I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (help!)
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Happy birthday, Grimace (help!)
by gabb the grabb December 01, 2023
by baldwin4 August 22, 2023
When you just finished fun times and post-nut clarity reminds you that your brother/sister pissed you off, so you beat the ever-loving shit out of them with the towel
Post-nut clarity hit me like a truck, so I pulled a "Dirty Logan" and beat the shit out of my sibling with the towel I used when "doing it" because they stole my cookies.
by StevenHawkingsPitCrew August 03, 2024
(verb): the act of being extremely annoyingly stupid and silly at the same time. often done by small blondes with a broken shoulder and no bitches
by heysugarpop November 14, 2022
by Yadot June 17, 2022
A man with a penis the size of a thumb. A girl usually cries Logan green to a man when the poor girl cannot feel the sensation of sex as the penis is too small.
by Pussydestroyerofworlds June 09, 2017
super swag and cool people who are in love, they hold hands and hug and kiss. they have sex sometimes. they buy each other pillow pets.
claire and logan are so cool fuckkkk
by edibletoenails December 14, 2021